Craig H. Rettig

Pirate Conquistador

The Basics

My name is Craig H. Rettig.  I'm a displaced Ohioan who is now a 43 year-old programmer and data analyst in Louisville, Kentucky.

Yours truly

But Wait, There's More...

Here's where I'm supposed to tell you even more about me, but it's difficult to convey how intelligent, witty, and handsome I am without sounding like an arrogant blowhard.  Oh wait...

If you want to learn more about me, meet me in person or follow one of my social media accounts.  The links to the latter are in the next section.

Playing a game with my niece and nephews